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Roo
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Post subject: Haha!!! Tried and tested!  Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:29 pm |
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.....
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....
Roo
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Rick2Catz
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Post subject: Re: Haha!!! Tried and tested! Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:10 pm |
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Location: Adelaide, South Australia. Ducati SS1000
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TerryTerroist
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Post subject: Re: Haha!!! Tried and tested! Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:51 pm |
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Location: Adelaide, South Australia
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I think the dust on the TV is going to becoming up one day.......  _________________  More Carbon Fibre than Valentino Rossi's Underpants!!!
Voted....................................Best Rear End 2008!
Farken Award....2008!
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Thumper
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Post subject: Re: Haha!!! Tried and tested! Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:47 pm |
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hahaha - they are good!
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TerryTerroist
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Post subject: Re: Haha!!! Tried and tested! Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:02 pm |
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2Catz can try one out on his date tomorrow night.......he he he.....  _________________ More Carbon Fibre than Valentino Rossi's Underpants!!!
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oldblue
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Post subject: Re: Haha!!! Tried and tested! Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:18 am |
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100% politically incorrect GOLD, Roo!
Woo-hoo!
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